
Guinness is Back...Working Wonders With Wile, Whimsey and Wit!
The unassuming, nebbishy inventor Sidney Stratton creates a miraculous fabric that will never be dirty or worn out. Clearly he can make a fortune selling clothes made of the material, but may cause a crisis in the process. After all, once someone buys one of his suits they won't ever have to fix them or buy another one, and the clothing industry will collapse overnight. Nevertheless, Sidney is determined to put his invention on the market, forcing the clothing factory bigwigs to resort to more desperate measures...
Sir John Kierlaw

Vida Hope
Bertha

Howard Marion-Crawford
Cranford

Miles Malleson
The Tailor

Henry Mollison
Hoskins

Patric Doonan
Frank

Duncan Lamont
Harry

Harold Goodwin
Wilkins